TheInventory
theinventory注释标题the“inventory”wasaddressedtomr.aitkenofayr,surveyoroftaxesforthedistrict.
inanswertoamandatebythesurveyorofthetaxes
sir,asyourmandatedidrequest,
isendyouhereafaithfu'list,
o'gudesan'gear,an'a'mygraith,
towhichi'mcleartogi'emyaith.
imprimis,then,forcarriagecattle,
ihaefourbruteso'gallantmettle,
aseverdrewaforeapettle.
myhand-afore'saguidauldhas-been,
an'wightan'wilfu'a'hisdaysbeen:
myhand-ahin'saweelgaunfillie,
thatafthasbornemehamefraekillie.
an'yourauldboroughmonyatime
indayswhenridingwasnaecrime.
butance,wheninmywooingpride
i,likeablockhead,boosttoride,
thewilfu'creaturesaeipatto,
(lordpardona'mysins,an'thattoo!)
iplay'dmyfilliesicashavie,
she'sa'bedevil'dwi'thespavie.
myfurr-ahin'sawordybeast,
ase'erintugortowwastraced.
thefourth'sahighlanddonaldhastle,
adamn'dred-wudkilburnieblastie!
forebyacowt,o'cowtsthewale,
aseverranaforeatail:
ginhebespar'dtobeabeast,
he'lldrawmefifteenpundatleast.
wheel-carriagesiha'ebutfew,
threecarts,an'twaarefecklynew;
anauldwheelbarrow,mairfortoken,
aelegan'baiththetramsarebroken;
imadeapokero'thespin'le,
an'myauldmitherbruntthetrin'le.
formen,i'vethreemischievousboys,
run-deilsforrantingan'fornoise;
agaudsmanane,athrashert'other:
weedavockhaudsthenowtinfother.
irulethemasiought,discreetly,
an'aftenlabourthemcompletely;
an'ayeonsundaysduly,nightly,
ionthequestionstargethemtightly;
till,faith!weedavock'sgrownsaegleg,
tho'scarcelylangerthanyourleg,
he'llscreedyouaffeffectualcalling,
asfastasonyinthedwalling.
i'venaneinfemaleservantstation,
(lordkeepmeayefraea'temptation!)
ihaenaewife—andthaymyblissis,